The Bad News: Nora Roberts escaped, by cunningly using a small emerald that she kept in her pocket, just for the heck of it, to carve out the basement windows. She has also taken the guppies with her.
The Good News: Carrie and I have to post again! And we’re so excited! Wow!
The Bad News: You probably liked Nora Roberts better and are loathe to read now that we have returned. This causes us much angst.
The Good News: That means we can post really good angst-ridden free verse poetry for you! Wow!
The Bad News: I have been a little sarcastic in this post.