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Zombie Jokes!

15 Apr

I am not dead. As evidenced by the following zombie jokes, which I made up (despite my wife declaring that I didn’t) and which I wouldn’t make if I were dead, would I?

Q: Why didn’t the zombie move forward with his lawsuit?

A: Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!

Q: Why should you never have a zombie roommate?

A: Because he’ll always leave you in the lurch!


Ha! Ha! I am brilliance personified!

Yes, I’ll go back to staring at pages of .php code now…

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6 Comments

Posted by on April 15, 2007 in zombies

 

6 responses to “Zombie Jokes!

  1. Rllgthunder

    April 15, 2007 at 3:21 am

    Who’s this Pete guy?

     
  2. Pete

    April 15, 2007 at 4:29 am

    The OTHER name on the blog? The one who isn’t flirting with you? That guy? Remember? The one telling hilarious zombie jokes?

    Honestly. You people.

     
  3. Rllgthunder

    April 15, 2007 at 11:15 am

    Flirting? Carrie keeps asking me if my pen is fully loaded and I keep telling her it is. I don’t get it. I mean, if I run out of ink I’ll just go buy another pen.

    You need to have a serious talk with her, Pete. After all, you’re the expert on long hand writing around here.

     
  4. Pete

    April 15, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    I use a fountain pen. I think it intimidates her.

    (though god knows why something called a “ballpoint” pen is less alarming.)

     
  5. Carrie

    April 15, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    Perverts.

     
  6. Sonya

    April 16, 2007 at 1:16 am

    Ah, you are still alive (as evidenced by the statement “I am not dead.”).

    That’s good to know! Love your kitties and rats. Nice zombie jokes. 🙂

     

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