I am not dead. As evidenced by the following zombie jokes, which I made up (despite my wife declaring that I didn’t) and which I wouldn’t make if I were dead, would I?
Q: Why didn’t the zombie move forward with his lawsuit?
A: Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!
Q: Why should you never have a zombie roommate?
A: Because he’ll always leave you in the lurch!
Ha! Ha! I am brilliance personified!
Yes, I’ll go back to staring at pages of .php code now…