Green Eggs & It

11 Jun

Doctor Suess and Stephen King, as written by Pete Tzinski.
(Blame goes to Lori Basiewicz, who suggested it.)

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham,

I fucking hate them, Sam I am

All things serve the Beam,

I will not eat Green eggs with cream!

To the dark tower, the child Roland came,

To eat Green eggs is to know shame.

I will not eat Green Eggs with beer.

And we all float down here.

You’re welcome.


Posted by on June 11, 2007 in Uncategorized


7 responses to “Green Eggs & It

  1. Pete

    June 11, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    You’re all so lucky that when I write something completely random, I post it here. How you must be the envy of all your friends!


  2. TJWriter

    June 11, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    Your one odd duck, Pete. I just gotta say it.

  3. TJWriter

    June 11, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    You’re, even.

  4. Rllgthunder

    June 11, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    I told a friend about this blog. She must have stopped by because she sent me a really nasty email afterwards and won’t return my phone calls.

    I don’t think I can file that under ‘envy’.

  5. Carrie

    June 11, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    Um. That was…


  6. Pete

    June 12, 2007 at 3:51 am

    First, TJ says “Your one odd duck,”

    and then in the next message, she says “You’re even”

    Am I odd? Or even?


  7. Lori

    June 16, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    So, whenever we’re having a weird conversation and you’re inspired to write something off the wall, it ends up here? That’s good to know.

    Lori makes a note in her Pete file.


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