Doctor Suess and Stephen King, as written by Pete Tzinski.
(Blame goes to Lori Basiewicz, who suggested it.)
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham,
I fucking hate them, Sam I am
All things serve the Beam,
I will not eat Green eggs with cream!
To the dark tower, the child Roland came,
To eat Green eggs is to know shame.
I will not eat Green Eggs with beer.
And we all float down here.