"Hot blooded, check it and see"

24 Jun

“Got a fever of a hundred and three.”

That’s it, really.

*falls over dead*


13 responses to “"Hot blooded, check it and see"

  1. Lori

    June 24, 2007 at 4:49 am

    No dying.

    You have a book to finish.

  2. Carrie

    June 24, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Wuss. Now get back to writing!

  3. Rllgthunder

    June 24, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    If you’re hallucinating you should be making lots of notes, Pete. I’m betting after the fever breaks you’ll have plenty of new warped ideas to use.

    Or not.

  4. Pete

    June 24, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    The dreams I have had…


    *staggers off to work; maintains pulse*

  5. Lori

    June 24, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Were they making quiche?

  6. Rllgthunder

    June 25, 2007 at 12:41 am

    If Pete kicks the bucket do I get his comic books and posters?

  7. Pete

    June 25, 2007 at 12:51 am


    You’re not old enough for any of the Elektra posters, for one thing. And I don’t trust you with the Captain America poster either.

    Good news! I have, today, eaten something which contained solid food (as opposed to my diet for the past three days, which was apple sauce) and I managed to keep it down *for three whole hours*


    And then, because common sense doesn’t apply, I had a chicken filet meal with fries and barbecue sauce. Because I have a cruel stomach when I’m sick, and I craved that sort of thing. And thus far, I’ve kept that down, like totally.

    *falls back into bed*

  8. Lori

    June 25, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    At least you didn’t eat a quiche. A dainty pastry dish is no fit meal for… Er. Yeah. Anyway. Hope you’re feeling better.

  9. Rllgthunder

    June 29, 2007 at 12:19 am


    when do I get Pete’s stuff? I have a ten year old with sticky chocolate fingers here who wants to play with all his Babylon 5 memorabilia.

  10. Pete

    June 29, 2007 at 1:53 am

    *Pete claws his way back to life, after hearing THAT bit*

  11. Lori

    June 29, 2007 at 6:23 am

    Thunder, don’t you know we can’t steal his stuff until he’s famous? At that point, we break into his house, steal his possessions, and auction them off on eBay.

    We can, however, call dibs now.

    I call dibs on his cats.

    Who wants his posters and comic book collections? What about the pirate flag hanging in his office?

  12. Carrie

    June 29, 2007 at 11:31 am

    Dibs on the manuscripts! *grin*

    And maybe some of the fish.

  13. Pete

    June 29, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    The fish are probably worth more.

    AGENT: What is this?

    CARRIE: Unpublished stories by Pete Tzinski!

    AGENT: …there’s almost fifteen hundred pages. And this text is tiny. What is this?

    CARRIE: I dunno. Some serial story or somethin’. I didn’t actually READ it. It’s terrible.

    AGENT: Oh. *leafes through it* Okay! I’ll send it to Random House for publication as the long-lost-work.

    CARRIE: Sweet! When do I get paid?

    AGENT: Oh yes. You see that envelope on the table by the door?

    CARRIE: Yes!!!!

    AGENT: It has a twenty in it. Go get me lunch at McDonald’s, and the rest is yours. Buh-bye.


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