Tzinski 2.0 Released From Beta

25 Jul

Associated Press

In a press conference, held today, the Tzinski corporation was pleased to announce that on July 24th, at 11:07am, Tzinski 2.0 was released to the public. Weighing in at six pounds, nine ounces and with a head of hair, this new model — named Zachary Thomas Tzinski — is expected to have a long product run.
“We are pleased with the launch of this new generation in our exciting Tzinski product line,” said president and CEO Renee Tzinski, “And we are looking forward to many years of support for our customer line.”
Also announced at this same press conference was that continued support of Tzinski 1.0 (jokingly called “Pete,” by consumers) will continue.
“Although Tzinski 2.0 is exciting and groundbreaking in ways that our original model could never manage, we do intend to continue promoting and supporting the talents and abilities of Tzinski 1.0, which we think will still have at least two more years of use and active service.”
No patches have been released for for Zachary Thomas Tzinski software, and already the hardware has already produced several ouputs.

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Posted by on July 25, 2007 in Uncategorized


5 responses to “Tzinski 2.0 Released From Beta

  1. Alex Adams

    July 25, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    Oh my goodness!! Congratulations to you and the Mrs!! May your wee boy live a long, happy, and healthy life!!

  2. Carrie

    July 26, 2007 at 1:03 am

    Congratulations!!!! Welcome 2.0!

  3. Lori

    July 26, 2007 at 3:12 am


  4. SanRemoAve

    July 26, 2007 at 10:49 pm

    Congrats on the new launch!!!

  5. lfraser

    August 2, 2007 at 4:11 am

    Hey, Pete. Just thought I’d drop in and say congratulations on the new family member. May he bring you and your wife much joy.

    Love the blog.

    You’re both missed on AW.



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