If you’re bored, or lonely, or want a great head of hair and a large boat full of beautiful women…
You could go over to Reflection’s Edge, a magazine of wonderfulness in general, and read wonderfulness in particular, in the form of “Shootout at the Windmills,” which is written by me.
It will keep you company, entertain you, and provide you with a great head of hair and a large boat full of beautiful women.
I’m just sayin’.
(NOTE: Management wishes to make clear that one of these three promises is ludicrously in error; “women” has been mistyped from “camels.” Be careful boarding the boat.)