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Oh no, the trains!

13 Nov

“Sir! Sir! There’s a TRAIN on the loose! It’s out of control! It’s…UNSTOPPABLE!”

“Oh. Well. Obviously that’s a problem, but not a catastrophic one. I mean…it’s on rails. It’s going to go rampaging through small towns…”

“But SIR! There’s a HORSE on the tracks!”

“Well, we can probably move the horse. It might move itself. They’re pretty quick.”

“And a SCHOOLBUS full of CHILDREN sir! CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! ON THE TRACKS!”

“The train is coming from some distance off, on those rails I mentioned. It’s not sneaking up on anyone. We can open the door and get the kids off the bus.”

“But SIR! WE MUST CALL DENZEL WASHINGTON!”

“I think we need to switch to decaf, actually.”

From The Denzel Washington School of Thing You Thought Wasn’t Dangerous Actually is Unless he Stops it of filmmaking.

(& from the desk of Pete who has never met a Denzel Washington movie he’s liked )

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Posted by on November 13, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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